I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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