i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
a search helicopter?!
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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