Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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