Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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