first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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