the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Randomize
