we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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