one might say we're banned from that church
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
