the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
smell my finger.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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