i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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