I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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