I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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