I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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