S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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