Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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