I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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