So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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