Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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