omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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