im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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