Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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