when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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