that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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