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Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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