When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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