No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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