Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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