Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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