Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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