Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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