is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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