Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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