I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
