Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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