just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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