I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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