What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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