Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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