If i come over, it means nothing
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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