she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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