So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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