you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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