i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
