2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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