Where are you?
In a non slutty way
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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