Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I currently don't understand fingers.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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