My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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