: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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