I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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