I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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