I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I skipped work to stalk him.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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