I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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